Mr. boorite goes to Washington by boorite 4-27-04

Saw you at the rally. Did you write those pamphlets? Yep, all by myself. You're pretty good. Want to work for our lobbying firm? As long as it's not some sellout establishment shit. It's Guns for Dictators. Do I get free parking on K Street?

Mr. boorite goes into the Belly of the Beast by boorite 4-27-04

We've booked you for a breakfast meeting with Vice President Cheney. That conniving, thieving, cretinous bastard! That vile sack of clogged arteries and beastly humours! Will there be pastries?

Mr. boorite goes to breakfast by boorite 4-27-04

So you're the new guy from Guns for Dictators? I don't have to tell you that the Administration looks favorably on your cause. Yes, Mr. Vice President. But about that name. The word "Dictators" tests through the floor in our focus groups. So we're thinking 'Taters. Guns for 'Taters? No, no. Think cute: Toys for 'Taters. Snappy! And since we're talking about my special favorites here... That's right! Dick's Taters!

Mr. boorite goes full ghetto by boorite 4-27-04

We must protect the democracy of tiny San Judas from Communist rebels. General Rodriguez is beloved by his people! Excuse me. I am from San Judas, and General Rodriguez tortures and kills us! Yes, well, I mean "his people," like his family and friends, his "peeps" if you will. It's a Black expression. I'm black.

Mr. boorite goes nowhere by boorite 4-27-04

General Rodriguez is moved by your speeches touting his benevolence. To show his gratitude, he's flying you to San Judas to meet him. The beaches are lovely. I quit.

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Mr. boorite goes full ghetto by boorite 4-27-04

We must protect the democracy of tiny San Judas from Communist rebels. General Rodriguez is beloved by his people! Excuse me. I am from San Judas, and General Rodriguez tortures and kills us! Yes, well, I mean "his people," like his family and friends, his "peeps" if you will. It's a Black expression. I'm black.

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Full Ghetto is exsquisite. And they said it couldn't be done. Bravo I say, bra-vo etc.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

You should develop this into a screenplay.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.