Before I begin, all of the events are 100% true, other than the fourth comic where I included crabby. However the first quote from him is 100% crabby (and true).

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Mediocrity at its most average.

To be continued (maybe)...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Definitely better than the current run of Cathy.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Mediocrity at its most average.

And... end series. Thanks for letting me vent, guys.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Your gran is a crackpot alright, but aren't most old people like that - just wanting to help and feel useful?

Awesome series.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

She's not waiting to be useful. She wants to get in the way and run things. I guess I didn't make that all that clear.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Brilliant! Memories came floading back of my grandma and also trying to plan a wedding. I think everything would have been fine for my wedding if I would have just accepted the fact that everything was going to be fucked.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

So true it's scary. So did you get the $50 for the vfm hall yet?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.