HOLY SHITBURGERS!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Once again, Ed's dogged insistence on proving to everyone that his erect penis could hold up a giant cat had ruined Christmas.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

why does it look like the guy stuck a cat head on a taxidermied dog to me?

Wait, oh, a caption? Here's one.

"Fuck, I hate being a hobbit" exclaimed Tible, holding the normal sized cat.

Because it IS photoshopped, Kaddster. There is a link somewhere that proclaims its falsity. If I wasn't lazy I'd look it up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"GM food is a miracle! Just look at what the bovine growth hormones in the milk did for Mr. Whiskers!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Old PV entry.

Oh, and the photo is definitely fake.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

When I saw the giant cat photo, it was the one thing in my life that was capable of making me truly happy at last -- of reassuring me that the world still holds some small measure of magic and wonder. And now you've ripped this one slight, tentative shred of hope from my grasp and plunged my soul back into the dark abyss of horror once again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It just made me horny (and crap my pants)

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)