CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #10 by biped 5-24-04

Cathy, did you anesthetize the patient? I sure did! Good! I hope you didn't have any trouble with the injection. Nope! It went right up his butt! HIS BUTT? OH, NO! But you said it was an analgesic!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #11 by biped 5-24-04

Cathy, did you see that big bag that was lying here? Yep! I was tidying up, so I got rid of it for you! Got rid of it? Where? Oh, I tossed it in the trash compactor! TRASH COMPACTOR? BUT IT WAS FILLED WITH GRENADES! OH! I guess that's why the building blew up!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #12 by biped 5-24-04

Didn't you see the "Yield" sign, ma'am? Yes, but I don't understand Swedish! No, ma'am -- "yield" means you're approaching a right-of-way thoroughfare. I am? You mean right now? No, no -- when you were in your car. But it's not my car!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #13 by biped 5-24-04

Cathy, have you seen the new hymnals? I don't know! What's a "hymnal"? They're the books that contain our songs of worship. Oh! Well, I still don't know! You don't know if you've seen them? No, I don't know if they were hymnals or hernals! How do you tell them apart?

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #14 by biped 5-24-04

Cathy, have the new burkhas arrived yet? Yes, but they looked awful! So I altered them! "Altered" them? In what way? Well, I figured the ladies would want to show off their stockings and high heels, so I turned them into mini-skirts! MINI-SKIRTS? Oh, this is dreadfully unacceptable. Don't worry! I used the leftover material to make bikinis!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #15 by biped 5-24-04

Cathy, I'm afraid I forgot to bring "protection." That's okay! I have some! You do? What kind? Oh, I always keep a can of pepper-spray in my purse! No, no...I meant protection for my penis. OH! You mean like a little toy gun or something?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Don't you think a stupid cat girl would at least know how to pork like a tornado?

Funny though.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Don't you think a stupid cat girl would at least know how to pork like a tornado?

Funny though.

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