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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"MAW! Ah done got me some des-ah-puls!"

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Blue is the color of victory.

Each of them was slated to be summarily executed on live television for no apparent reason whatsover and, since it was inevitable, they all decided to be happy about it and have a "Hope Everybody Enjoys Watching Us Die Horribly" party in Tad's mom's basement.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Christian garage band "Cross Eyed" is seen here with thier fans, both of which are electric.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

- Stacy Beaman and Maude McUggams tried to blend into the background during their first-person investigation into the life of Teena Brandon.

- The "Needledicked and Proud" society only meets when all of their moms are playing Bridge.

- Ted's parties had been lame for so long, even he began referring to it as "The Sausage Fest".

- The Belgian Geekbathing Team celebrated the annual start of the season.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This year's worldwide Creed fanclub meeting was totally bitchin'.

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I has a flavor!

Leonardo's "The Last Kegger."

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What others say about boorite!