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Job Hunt by crabby 5-26-04

Satan, this has gone on long enough and I've had enough. You need to get a job, I can't keep working two jobs to support you. I've been telling you I'm in-between projects right now. Once we get the band together again, everything will be alright. FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU CANNOT REUNITE THE BEACHBOYS! See, you see baby. The last woman who talked to me like that died a horrible horrible death. I know, it was my sister. But, please, please, I'm begging you GET A JOB! Ok, for you baby I'll try.

Job Hunt 2 by crabby 5-26-04

So Satan, any luck in the job hunt? I put my resume out there. I've gotten a few nibbles. Did you resurrect the soul of John Steinbeck to write your resume again? Of course, me and John go wayyyy back! Hopefully, he didn't just write in alot of filler that has to do with migrant workers. I could kill her right now.

Job Hunt 3 by crabby 5-26-04

Under previous employer you listed self employed. What was it you did exactly? Basically I collected the souls of sinners. Right, right, ok. So what previous work experiences do you have that you think can help you, to help us? I HAVE WALKED ACROSS FLAMING BRIDGES OF DEATH! I HAVE COMMANDED HORDES OF SINNERS TO WAGE WAR ON THE RIGHTEOUS! Sounds like a free thinking leader to me.

Job Hunt 4 by crabby 5-26-04

Well...I see no reason why you can't start right now..... Wait,wait,wait,wait.....You offer an HMO but no PPO? Well, our HMO is a very fine plan.... No PPO? No sorry. YOU SHALL PAY FOR OFFERING ME AN INFERIOR HEALTH PLAN!!

Job Hunt 5 by crabby 5-26-04

So satan, did you get the job? Actually I was forced to smote him. Why? They didn't offer a PPO i deserve better then that! You're a god damn immortal. What do you need a PPO for? It lets me know the company cares.

Job Hunt 6 by crabby 5-26-04

So what makes you think you have what it takes to be a rodeo clown? Look, man. I'm going to level with you. My old lady is forcing me to get a job. All I want if a quality health plan and a 401K. We offer both of those. But have you ever gone eye-to-eye with a bull? I've looked sinners in the eye and watched them pray to their lord for forgiveness. I've feasted on the souls of the damned. I fear no bull. Ok. One last question, do you own your own make-up kit? I worked in a cabaret briefly. I have all the make up I will need.

Job Hunt 7 by crabby 5-26-04

HOLY SHIT THAT BULLS COMING RIGHT FOR ME!!!!!!!! Well, looks like you're on. Go distract that bull so Hoss can run away. ok. You're mother was a whore. Her soul lingers on in the nether regions of my closet. I have not treated her well. If you leave Hoss alone I will release her soul. Mommy?

Job Hunt 8 by crabby 5-26-04

That was amazing. I've never seen anyone handle a bull like that! Whats your secret? I hold the souls of the ones they love. If you suck me off I can get you a buck fifty pay raise. Oh my. I hoped that you wouldn't advance me as you have so many others. I am not some cabana boy to be pushed around. Holy shit, I'm a pig! Congratlations!

Job Hunt 9 by crabby 5-26-04

How was your first day at work satan? I quit. That damn rodeo clown offered me a pay raise for my oral services. I remember when you used to call in drifters and suck them off in front of me while I massaged my clit. What ever happened to the good old days? I GREW UP! Maybe you should too. I just don't know you anymore. I feel like we've drifted apart. You need another job. I already have another job all lined up.

Job Hunt 10 by crabby 5-26-04

I need you to come to work with me tonight. ok. So whats your new job? I bury sluts that I've had enough of. Well, this job has no benefits. My boss is a real hard ass, but at least I get to do what I do best.

lewl

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Dad was flammable

I imagine if I was a hooker on a simulated boat, giving oral pleasure to everyone on it, in an infinite loop, and I was the captain, and I had first dibs every time, it would just about be as good as that series. Big up crabby and his renewed efforts in the funnys.

Also, Kajun's new sig: lewlage

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"I worked in a cabaret briefly. I have all the make up I will need."

A beautifully crafted series. Always a pleasure to watch one of the true masters at work.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.