Okay, so I saw a movie about a week and a half ago. It was great, but there was this guy a row in front of me who absolutely would not shut up. While he was incredibly annoying, I'm sure you can do better.

This week's topic therefore is: The world's worst thing to say in the middle of a dramatic movie.

Since it's rather later in the day on Wednesday, judging will be a week tomorrow.

Aaaaaaaaand... GO!

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Blue is the color of victory.

World's Worst #18: Rude Boi! by DragonXero 5-26-04

SHOW US YOUR TITS! I liked him better as Spider Man. THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE CLOSET! RUN!

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Citizen Kane by oShaabs 5-26-04

Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted, and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, I don't think it would have explained everything. Don't worry 'bout me. I'm just a citizen... a citizen named Kane. Oh yeah I saw this flick... It's the guys sled.

WW 18: Ok, This Was Even Beneath Me by AtheistDiary 5-26-04

YOU CAN'T-- HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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WW 18: AT THE MOVIES with Goo-Goo and Ying-Yang by biped 5-27-04

Aw...Meg Ryan's kissing Tom Hanks. SUCK HIS DICK, BITCH! Did you release the poisonous snakes yet? Yeah! They're good 'n' hungry, too! Oh, look...Vin Diesel just caught the bad guy. SUCK HIS DICK, BITCH!

WW 18: AT THE MOVIES with Goo-Goo and Ying-Yang by biped 5-27-04

Uh-oh...my diarrhea's acting up again. Just go in the seat! This is the best part! The lady next to me went for popcorn. So I pooped in her seat. Cool! Can't wait to watch her sit in it! Oops...I dropped my jar of fire ants, and it broke. Did'ja hear that, everybody? FIRE ANTS!

WW 18: AT THE MOVIES with Goo-Goo and Ying-Yang by biped 5-27-04

If you people smell something fetid, it's just our urine. Yeah! Good thing we brought these funnels! Look, there's Mr. Cammerdiener. But that isn't Mrs. Cammerdiener. HI, MR. CAMMERDIENER! WE'LL TAKE OUR HUSH MONEY IN SMALL BILLS, PLEASE! Uh-oh...I left the bag open. All our scorpions are gone. HEY, EVERYBODY! HELP US FIND OUR SCORPIONS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

W W by possums 5-27-04

Eternal Sunsh... Yadda Yadda This makes "You Got Served" look like "Taxi Driver." I can't believe Clementine erased her memory... boo hoo... oscar, oscar... Apocalypse Now Haha! The horror... the horror.... 2001 o/ Daisy, Daisy, beautiful flower of mine... o/

WW 18: The Bad-Manners Theater Idiots by biped 5-30-04

Uh-oh! There goes my colostomy bag again! EWWWWWWWW!!! Hey, isn't this the movie they said was driving all those people permanently insane? BBLLRRBLLRRBLLRR!!! Dang, that scene made me really horny! Let's screw right here in the theater! Whatever you say, Paw!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Lookin' good so far. Two days to go.

I am a bit distraught about the number of entries, however. If more aren't made, I might cry. You don't want that to happen, do you?

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Blue is the color of victory.

WW 18: More Bad-Manners Theater Idiots by biped 6-01-04

*BLOOP* *BLEEP* BOY, THESE GAMEBOYS ARE GREAT FOR THE BORING PARTS, HUH? YEAH, THE BORING MUSHY LOVE PARTS AND STUFF! *BLEEP* *BLOOP* *BLEEP* JOE-BOB? ETHEL HERE! I'M TALKIN' AT YA ON MY BRAND SPANKIN' NEW CELL PHONE! HEY, JOE-BOB! WE'RE WATCHIN' "LETHAL WEAPON TWELVE"! YOU'D LIKE IT, IT'S A GOOD'UN! GIRL, DON'T YOU GO IN THAT HOUSE! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? LIKE, OMIGOD! JESSICA, STAY OUTTA THERE! NOBODY WOULD GO IN THERE IN REAL LIFE!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW XVIII - Makeout Movies by r2_d2 6-01-04

During any Harry Potter movie: Hey, baby, am I the only one getting really turned on right now? During Schindler's List: Hey, baby, am I the only one getting really turned on right now? During The Blob: Hey, baby, am I the only one getting really turned on right now?  No, not you, Sarah, I'm on my cell phone with your mom.

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WW18: Movietimes by maddog00 6-02-04

Oh, this is the part where we find out that Max is the killer. Man, this shit is gay. I can't believe I paid to see shit like this. Hey, wasn't she in a porn? Think she'll get naked?

WW-Titanic by xxausrottenxx 6-02-04

dead chicks cant say no!

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Well, it's Thursday night (at least where I am) and there have been a lot of great entries, so it's judgement time.

3rd place: DragonXero for "Rude Boi!"
2nd place: biped for "More Bad-Manners Theater Idiots"

But there can be only one on top, and it is...

1st place: xxausrottenxx for "Titanic"

Sooo... take it away, you rotten winner, you.

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hooray!!!

thanks gabu, new WW this weekend!

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