The Theological-Discussion Dudes -- 1 by biped 5-27-04

So, have you lost all the feeling in your fingers and toes yet? Not quite...there's still a slight tingling sensation in my left foot. We're going to die out here, aren't we? Probably. Unless some deus ex machina comes along. Is that like a snow-cat or something? Yes, Biff. It's God's snow-cat.

The Theological-Discussion Dudes -- 2 by biped 5-27-04

Wow! God drives a snow-cat? Well...if Wayne Newton has one, then I'd imagine God has one. I don't know. Wayne Newton has an awful lot of stuff. Yes, but God created Wayne Newton. Oh, yeah. God must've been in a funny mood when He did that, huh? Biff, God's sense of humor is all around us.

The Theological-Discussion Dudes -- 3 by biped 5-27-04

Is us dying out here one of God's jokes? Well, Biff, it was our decision to take that shortcut through an Arctic wasteland. Oh, yeah...like, free will and stuff? Yes. Unless, of course, you heard God's voice telling you not to put enough gasoline in the car before we started out. No...it sounded more like my cousin Eddie's voice. Biff, your cousin Eddie hates you.

The Theological-Discussion Dudes -- 4 by biped 5-27-04

Maybe if we pray, God will help us. Good idea, Biff. Let's bow our heads in prayer. God, please help us out of this mess. Hey, the ice melted...we're saved. Thank You, God. Well, there's that deus ex machina I was hoping for. But, I didn't get to see God's snow-cat. We'll make a side trip to Vegas, then. Maybe we can see Wayne Newton's.

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