It's Book Report Day -- 1 by biped 5-29-04

And now, Billy will give his book report. My book report is on "Farmer Boy" by Laura Ingalls Wilder! Well, it sure was a good -- Billy, I hope you don't mind if I turn into a dinosaur at some point during your book report. Huh? ...well, uh..it's...it's about this l-little boy...who lives on a f-farm...

It's Book Report Day -- 2 by biped 5-29-04

Yes, go on. H-he has to chop a lot of w-wood... uh...for the winter, and...a-and help with the...with the... RAAAAR!!!! ...th-the harvesting...

It's Book Report Day -- 3 by biped 5-29-04

Oh, I'll bet that was hard work for such a little boy. Huh? Oh, yeah! It... it sure was! Why, most days he had to get up before -- RAAAAAR!!!! Before what, Billy? Before... *sob*...before the dinosaurs ate him!

It's Book Report Day -- 4 by biped 5-29-04

Dinosaurs? I don't recall there being any dinosaurs in "Farmer Boy", Billy. But...b-but you keep turning INTO one! I'm scared... you're gonna EAT me! *sniff* Why, BILLY! In over twenty years of teaching, I have NEVER... EVER... eaten a student! W-well... okay... I... RAAAAAR!!!! WAAA!!! HE HAD TO HELP M-MILK THE COWS! *SOB* AND CHURN THE B-BUTTER! WAAAA!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's Book Report Day -- 5 by biped 5-29-04

RAAAAAR!!!! WAAAAA!!! *SOB* AND THEN THE JOLLY *SNIFF* TIN PEDDLER WOULD VISIT, AND -- AND -- WAAAA-HAAA-HAAAA!!! "The jolly tin peddler"? Oh, how nice. That's one of my favorite parts. Y-yeah... *sob*... he was f-funny... RAAAAAAR!!!! WAAAA- HAAAAA- HAAAAA!!!!!!!

It's Book Report Day -- 6 by biped 5-29-04

Well, that was very interesting, Billy. You may be seated. *sniff* I w-wanna go h-home... And now, I believe Susan is going to tell us all about "Charlotte's Web." Yes, ma'am! It's a very nice story about a very nice little girl named Fern, and -- RAAAAAAAR!!!!!! WAAAA!!!! AND A SPIDER NAMED CHARLOTTE AND A PIG NAMED WILBUR AND WAAAAA- HAAAA- HAAAAA!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Teachers that turn into dinosaurs are very misunderstood by our society. Your series is a great public service to us all. Educating our narrow minded world is the only way to save it from sensless hatred.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Yes, that's exactly what I was trying to say in these comics after I read your post.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your comix gave me a boner. And I can't be the only one who thinks the idea of a bookish babe turning into a flesh-eating monster is hot.

And two fine books, by the way.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Then my work here is done. Hi-yo, Silver! Awaaaay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Then my work here is done. Hi-yo, Silver! Awaaaay!

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I don't mean to burst your bubble, but it isn't that hard to do.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ha, ha, I edited your comments to turn them into an embarrassing confession.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ha, ha, I edited your comments to turn them into an embarrassing confession.

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Yeah. You should try to make sexier comix.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Yeah. You should try to make sexier comix.

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I would, but then I'd have to start charging a membership fee to look at them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.