Go ahead. Make a caption. I dare, no, I double, no, I TRIPLE FUCKING DARE YOU to make a caption.

The NRA decided that it had had enough of dinners being ruined by screaming babies.

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Blue is the color of victory.

China's new plan on controlling the population.

Just remember to stand your ground if they charge at you.

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What others say about boorite!

- Oscar-winning actress Helen Hunt's decision to sell her childhood memorabilia didn't pan out as well as she had hoped.

- Engrish.com finds another instance of mistaken letter use by Asian companies. The 'H' was cupposed to be a 'C'.

- Michael Jackson is on the mailing list under the 'males only' section.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Most potential customers, terrified by the name, never entered what turned out to be an outfit offering delightful miniature sporting expeditions.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The best place in China to enjoy a nice, quiet dinner.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The never-finished follow-up to Nintendo's Duck Hunt cartridge would have been a classic.

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I has a flavor!