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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

CBS recently changed their mind about airing a 21st century version of the Dukes of Hazzard, releasing only this photo as their reasoning.

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I has a flavor!

This is what happens when there's only one handicapped parking spot.

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What others say about boorite!

After lifetimes of hearing that the colors should remain segregated, two brave autos finally took action and shared their forbidden love with the world.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

-- ... proving once again that you can take the asshole out of the SUV, but you can't take the SUV out of the asshole.

-- My handicap? Parallel parking. Why?

-- Parking in a subduction zone.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay... bring it back a liiiitle more.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There is now a growing market for auto-based porn. This is a recent scene from the latest photo shoot, entitled "Tailpipe".

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The merger of Daimler-Chrysler and Nissan hits a rough spot.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Billy Joel strikes again.

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I has a flavor!