Alien Pie Raiders -- 1 by biped 6-11-04

We have eaten the last of the pie. We must obtain more pie. Do you know how to make pie? No. We will conquer the earth and confiscate their pie. Which part of the earth should we conquer first? We will conquer the part that has the most pie.

Alien Pie Raiders -- 2 by biped 6-11-04

I have located a pie factory in Des Moines, Iowa. Then we will conquer it. Prepare to land. I smell pie! Follow the smell. I will find an authority figure to negotiate with. Yes? Can I help you? I love pie. I am here to confiscate all of your pie.

Alien Pie Raiders -- 3 by biped 6-11-04

Yum-yum! This is good pie! We need milk to go with the pie. We will abduct a cow while we are here. MOOOOOO!!! How did the cow react to its abduction? MOOOOOO!!!

Alien Pie Raiders -- 4 by biped 6-11-04

MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Alien Pie Raiders -- 5 by biped 6-11-04

MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!! THE ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER!!! MOOOOOO!!! ...and prominent psychiatrists report that something seems to have driven these conquering aliens permanently insane...

Alien Pie Raiders -- 6 by biped 6-11-04

We cannot understand you, and therefore are unable to negotiate with you or fulfull any of your demands. MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOO!!! Gagetch kakootch dagootchka? MOOOOOO!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.