Kajun Firefly 1 by boinky33 6-08-04

Kajun Firefly once ate 27 uncooked hotdogs for a nickle. Kajun Firefly still believes in Santa. Kajun Firefly was arrested for grinding his crotch against homeless people as they slept. Kajun Firefly used to mail people his toe nail clippings to strangers. When Kajun Firefly was born, the doctor spanked him, then he crawled into the doctor's mouth and ate him from the inside. Kajun Firefly used to wear a helmet to keep gremlins from eating his brain.

Kajun Firefly 2 by boinky33 6-08-04

Kajun Firefly made love to a ham once, then served it to his family. Kajun Firefly used to chase ducks for no apparant reason. Kajun Firefly is on a strict diet of penguin eggs and fried cheese. Kajun Firefly is 100% sure that he can transform into a firetruck when nobody is looking. Kajun Firefly used to raise emus. Kajun Firefly swam the English Channel and back with an orangutan on his back.

Kajun Firefly 3 by boinky33 6-08-04

Kajun Firefly owns every piece of Scooby-Doo memorabilia. Kajun Firefly almost touched a boob once. Kajun Firefly shaves his thighs every Tuesday afternoon. Kajun Firefly has never known true love. Kajun Firefly once rode a mechanical bull for three months straight. Kajun Firefly let the dogs out.

Kajun Firefly 4 by boinky33 6-08-04

Kajun Firefly read every single Richie Rich comic book in one sitting. Kajun Firefly put his shirt on inside out one day and he never even noticed. Kajun Firefly carved a replica of Abe Vigoda out of a block of cheese with his penis. Kajun Firefly always hugs his 14 cats goodbye whenever he leaves for work. Kajun Firefly is my biological father. Kajun Firefly sells demo tapes in the back of his van.

Kajun Firefly 5 by boinky33 6-08-04

Kajun Firefly beat Monkey Island 2 in 15 seconds. Kajun Firefly ALWAYS swallows. Kajun Firefly used to be a successful rap artist in Norway. Kajun Firefly brought his pet goat as a date to his junior prom. Kajun Firefly got an erection while watching Kangaroo Jack. Kajun Firefly is the emperor of Pluto.

Kajun Firefly 6 by boinky33 6-12-04

Kajun Firefly taped every single episode of Grace Under Fire. Kajun Firefly likes oatmeal. Kajun Firefly hasn't left his studio apartment since 1994. Kajun Firefly attempted to communiate with fruit bats. Kajun Firefly washes old people as a hobby. Kajun Firefly bathes in spinach and cat vomit.

Kajun Firefly 7 by boinky33 6-12-04

Kajun Firefly pleasures himself while watching stomach surgery on tv. Kajun Firefly pushed an elderly woman into traffic on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Kajun Firefly likes to make origami penises. Kajun Firefly likes to tickle complete strangers. Kajun Firefly likes it rough. Kajun Firefly once defeated Mothra, but doesn't like to talk about it much.

It's all true.

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Dad was flammable

That was exquisitely silly.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Kajun Firefly 8 by boinky33 10-07-04

Kajun Firefly bought every transcript from Lizzie McGuire. Kajun Firefly is in a Kiss cover band who rocks every Tuesday night at the community center. Kajun Firefly was once caught masturbating to an Ikea catalogue. Kajun Firefly created his own language and speaks it quite often. Kajun Firefly puts clothing on his cats and tapes it. Kajun Firefly once farted and killed a midget.

Actually, I farted and killed a magnet.

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Dad was flammable