Yeah, I purposely made this one really vague just to see what you crazy folks can come up with. So get to work! Make teh funnie!

BTC#8: Template of the Dog. by UnknownEric 6-15-04

HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

My co-voters in this contest shall be AthiestDiary and ivytheplant. So I decree it!

This contest shall run until Tuesday the 22nd at approximately 8pm, which will give you a good week to come up with something wildly creative (or a simple dick joke, whichever you prefer).

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I has a flavor!

BTC 8: The Gay Deceiver by biped 6-15-04

This "lonely-hearts" scam is sweet. He signed over everything to me. HAR...HAR...WHAT A GULLIBLE...CHUMP... I told the poor simp to meet me in Nome, Alaska for the wedding. And now, it's just you...me...and the money...darling. OH...MY BELOVED... HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 8: Wham-Bam, Thank You, Spaceman by biped 6-16-04

Good heavens! It appears as though I've been abducted by aliens! I, TOO, HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED BY THE ALIENS. We have searched the entire galaxy for sex partners who can satisfy our insatiable lusts and desires. Whoever gratifies our needs most expertly will be taken back to our home planet. The other will be returned to Earth. HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 8: Missing Monsignor by Gabu 6-16-04

TOBOR CORNHOLE PRIEST!!! TOBOR CORNHOLE PRIEST!!! Sadly, there were no priests to be found in The Day After Tomorrow. HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

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Blue is the color of victory.

I still don't have photoshop. Please pardon the crudeness.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC#8: Geography will save the day... by lukket 6-20-04

How was your trip to Antarctis, Monsignor? I met this wonderful person at the south pole, and we had great fun, but we never saw again. What happened? I was going home, and I told him to meet me the following day in the Northern part, but he never showed up. HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

biped: i had always assumed the priest had longer legs.
maybe tobor blew his ass off!

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i think i bent a rule...

BTC 8: DESPERATELY SEEKING 'SIGNOR by umfumdisi 6-20-04

IT WAS IN THAT DULL JULY WHEN I CORNHOLED PASSERSBY. I COULD NOT TELL YOU WHY. MONSIGNOR, OH MONSIGNOR! AND THOUGH I FELT THE LOVE BELOW, I JUST COULD NOT LET YOU KNOW. HOW MUCH IS IT FOR A BLOW? MONSIGNOR, OH MONSIGNOR! AND THEN I LOST YOU TO THE NIGHT, WHICH MADE ME SHAKE WITH FRIGHT. HOW WAS I TO KNOW? MONSIGNOR, OH MONSIGNOR! NOW I CHASE THE ENDS OF EARTH, SEEKING SWEET WORDS OF REBIRTH. KNOW THAT I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO. MONSIGNOR, OH MONSIGNOR! HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Wow, I was hoping we'd have more entries for this contest. I'll be sending my vote to UnknownEric here in the next few hours if no more entries pop up.

They've been pretty damn funny so far, hopefully we'll see some last minute entries.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

BTC 8: Overload by Gabu 6-21-04

MONSIGNOR? OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!!!!! MONSIGNOR! HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

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Blue is the color of victory.

Oops. Voting is tomorrow, isn't it? My bad.

Feel free to punish me. Extra credit to those who make me squirt guacamole.

Carry on, people!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

BTC 8: A Spoof Of That Phone Commercial by biped 6-21-04

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

BTC 8: A Spoof Of That Horror Movie by biped 6-21-04

DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT, TOBOR! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT! NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY... YOU'VE GOT TO -- Telephone, Father. Something about sea monkeys. Oh, goody! HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC-Again with the damn turrets! by xxausrottenxx 6-22-04

Santa! Something has gone horribly wrong What is it? It's too horrible to explain, but there is jizz everywhere Well i sure do hope Tobor makes it here on time, we've got an appointment HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

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Quick, UnknownEric hasn't come back yet! Make more comics!

MAKE!
MAKE LIKE THE WIND!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Welp, too late. I'm back. Bwahahahahahaha!

Sorry for the day-lateness, but I'm fighting something off that's making me dizzier than a conversation between Jessica Simpson and Anna Nicole Smith.

But it's unanimous. The winner of this contest is biped. Go, biped, take the torch of the BTC and run with it. Run like the wind!

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I has a flavor!

Thanks! I hope the next BTC will be just as successful as the last one I hosted!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No, I don't think you could ever top that.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Oh, I could, I could.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.