Church Goat -- 1 by biped 6-21-04

Hi! I'm Church Goat! GAAAAAA!!!!! FATHER! Do we HAVE to have that awful GOAT in our church? Yes, Mrs. Fishfood, I'm afraid we do. You see, he's Church Goat. Church Goat, I'm afraid Mrs. Fishfood doesn't approve of your presence here. Uh-oh! And I just ate all the upholstery in her car, too!

Church Goat -- 2 by biped 6-21-04

Let me speak to the Pope right away! I want to complain about this "Church Goat" who's in our church! Hi! This is Church Goat! Can I help you? CHURCH GOAT! What are you doing in the VATICAN? The Pope is giving me a bath! We're pals! You're...you're with the POPE? Sure! He's my foster dad!

Church Goat -- 3 by biped 6-21-04

If it's all right with everyone, I've invited Church Goat to give today's sermon. Today's sermon will be called, "Be Careful What You Eat!" Sometimes you shouldn't eat something just because it looks good! Like someone's car upholstery, for example! Because this could make that person even more mad at you than they already are! I think that's why Mrs. Fishfood doesn't like me! That was a wonderful sermon, Church Goat. I -- JOEY! STOP EATING THAT HYMNAL! Don't be too hard on him, Father! I've already eaten five or six of them today myself!

Church Goat -- 4 by biped 6-21-04

Having you here has been a real blessing, Church Goat. I wish you didn't have to leave. I would stay longer, but there's a small Lutheran church in Utah that has never been visited by Church Goat! Thanks to Church Goat, Joey has finally stopped eating the covers off of his school books. Aww! He wants to be like Church Goat! Trinity Broadcasting proudly presents the premiere of its wonderful new children's show, "Be Like Church Goat." YAY! CHURCH GOAT! AND LOOK -- HE'S EATING JERRY FALWELL'S PANTS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.