Chicken Soccer -- 1 by biped 6-21-04

May my soccer team play soccer with your chickens, please? Huh? Hell, no! I don't want you a-killin' all of my dang chickens just for some silly little game! Why, you selfish BASTARD! You'll PAY for this! Mark my words, old man...you'll pay DEARLY! Yeah? Well, you'll be a-payin' fer them chickens if you go a-playin' soccer with 'em! Ha-ha! That stupid farmer never DREAMED I'd burn his fucking HOUSE down, and -- hey, wait a minute! This is MY house! SHIT!!!

Chicken Soccer -- 2 by biped 6-21-04

I'll get you, chicken! HELP! HELP! HE WANTS TO PLAY SOCCER WITH ME! Hold it right there! I done told you to stay away from my dang chickens! LOOK, you brain-dead old FART! How the hell are we supposed to play CHICKEN SOCCER without CHICKENS? Well then, use a damn SOCCER BALL, DAMN IT! Hel-LO!!! It's called CHICKEN SOCCER, not SOCCER BALL SOCCER... DUMBASS!!!

Chicken Soccer -- 3 by biped 6-21-04

Well? Did you get the chickens? NO! That stupid FARMER keeps running me off! Man, I'd like to FIX HIS ASS! Why don't we burn his house down? I already TRIED that! I accidentally burned my OWN house down! Well, why don't we attach remote control devices to the chickens? Then we can control them with joysticks! I -- HEY! That's a GOOD IDEA! DAMN, you're SMART!

Chicken Soccer -- 4 by biped 6-21-04

Come to me, chickens! CAN'T... RESIST! MUST... OBEY... GEEK! Don't worry, Dad! My superior technology will supercede their puny devices! That's a good boy, son! Make 'em pay! HELP!!! HELP!!! MUST KILL GEEK!!! MUST KILL GEEK!!!

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Chicken Soccer -- 5 by biped 6-21-04

TRUCE! TRUCE! Come on, old man! Don't let the chickens kill us! PLEASE! Okay! I'll give you ONE CHICKEN -- if'n you boys'll paint my house AND my barn! Fuckin' asshole! We're gonna be out here ALL WEEK paintin' this fuckin' barn! Yeah, but THEN we get to play CHICKEN SOCCER! WOOT! WOOT! Are you really going to let them have one of us, Farmer Brown? HELL, no! Once they git all that paintin' done, I'm gonna sic the ROTTWEILERS on 'em!

Chicken Soccer -- 6 by biped 6-21-04

HELP!!! HEELLLP! GRRRRR!!!! That fuckin' old BASTARD!!! HEEELLLP!!! That DOES it! Now I AM gonna burn his fuckin' HOUSE DOWN! HEEELLLPP!!! THIS'LL show 'im! He'll be sor -- hey, WAIT a minute! This is MY house! FUCK!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.