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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"Hey, Mom! Weren't we supposed to come out the other end?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"You think this is horrendous? If you had a kid that woke up screaming at 3 am every night for 3 months, you'd want to eat your young too."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

These Siamese twins were attached at a very odd place.

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I has a flavor!

Well... it's better than chlorophyll, I guess.

did you mean chloroform?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I know what I mean!!! And what I mean is... chloroform.

Not... the green stuff.

Bosco the Dog-Magician loved to amaze and astound his canine friends by vomiting puppy-shaped mounds of dog barf.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.