The only thing remotely close to a story in my comics (aside from the Sleepy story, which doesn't count), is this thing I've been doing sporadically since I first registered about 2 guys who stand around quoting Oingo Boingo songs for no reason. There is no point to it at all, it's just something interesting I've been doing that I wanted to share.

Dead Man's Party by TheNewSoup 11-02-03

i was struck by lightning walking down the street. i was hit by something last night in my sleep. its a dead man's party who could ask for more? everybody's coming leave your body at the door.. leave your body and soul at the door. oingo boingo rules.

No Spill Blood by TheNewSoup 11-04-03

we walk on two legs not on four, to walk on four legs breaks the law. what happens when we break the law? what happens when the rules arent fair? we all know where to go from theeerrrreee... TO THE HOUSE OF PAIN! ooo eee ooo aaahh ooo eee ooo aaahh! oingo boingo rules.

Whole Day Off by TheNewSoup 11-19-03

i'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed, i'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head. i wish that i could keep you in a precious chinese box, on sundays i would pray for you so it would never stop. I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, i'd love to hear you weep, id love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep. id love to see inside your mind and tear it all apart, to cut you open with a knife and find your sacred heart. i'd love to take your satin dolls and tear them all to shreds, i'd love to mess your pretty hair i'd love to see your dead. oingo boingo rules.

Waving my Dick in the Wind by TheNewSoup 2-02-04

im waving my dick in the wind, im waving my dick in the wind, if it all goes right i'll be in your arms tonight, but im waving my dick in the wind. im lost in the sauce once again, im lost in the sauce once again, if i make it through the night everything will be alright, but im lost in the sauce once again. its been 97 days since i laid my head beside you, with a million miles of highway in between. there's some red anf blue lights that are flashing right behind me, and that pigs a mean bastard. ween is awesome. i think we just lost our jobs. shit.

Stay by TheNewSoup 7-07-04

honey, bad news. i've been fired from my job of reciting oingo boingo lyrics for no reason. what? you stupid deadbeat, i'm moving out. oh, don't you go-oh oh! won't you stay with me one more daaayyy? oooh, if we get the room! one more night! ooooh! ...fuck you. i'm leaving. oingo boingo....rules....

Fun fact: Yes I know the comic "Whole Day Off" is actually about the song "Insanity". I don't know what I was one when I did that one, but at least I recognize my mistake.

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Legalize Love!

Fun fact: the song featured in the comic "No Spill Blood" was based on H.G. Wells' "The Island of Dr. Moreau."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Excellent song, excellent book.

What is the law?
Not to go on all fours! That is the law!
What is the law?
Not to spill blood! That is the law!
What is the law?
Not to kill! That is the law!

Or at least that's how it was in the movie. I forgot most of the book.

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It's grime time.