Dude, you're getting a dell. by La_Ripper 7-08-04

Dude, You're getting a Del- WRAHHHHHH dude....dell.... thank god.

What is up. by La_Ripper 7-08-04

WHAZZU-

The Date by La_Ripper 7-08-04

Hey what's up man, I rented Driver 3 Argh...I've got a date tonight, theres no way she'll call it off now.. alright man, have fun. hmm.. Back so soon? Yep, I'm quite a persuasive person

Down in the dumps by La_Ripper 7-08-04

Hey man, what's up? argh, my girlfriend dumped me. Hey, so what? Sure, you no longer have the emotional support and the close friendship and the sex...can't forget the great sex, but now you don't have to deal with all of it You want a drink to perk you up, bud? Well, now i fucking do

Don't like them? who cares, you wack it to gay porn.

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You suck

I didn't hate your comics, or want to kill you after I read them. Not bad for your first day.

YOU wack it to gay porn.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like the violence. Yay for violence!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

ah, touche biped rofl

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You suck