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| There used to be this old lady who milked llamas for a living. She would suck the milk out with her mouth and then make herself laugh so the milk would come out of her nose. That made the milk pure. | |
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| People who drank the milk thought it tasted so good that they beat the old lady to death and tore her from limb to limb. But the old lady was really a werewolf so she wouldn't die. | |
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| Being beaten made the old werewolf lady pop out at least 600 horse fetuses at the people. One look at the mess she made, all of the people barfed all over the place. | |
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| The old lady laughed at the tourment she has made. She laughed for 15 hours until she crapped herself. Then the people laughed at her for 15 hours until they crapped themselves too. | |
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| The place was covered with blood, after-birth, barf, and crap. Everyone thought something was missing from this pattern so they urinated all over the place too. | |
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| (this story made me bite my sister's ear off and then quack like a duck) | |
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