Back from the dead (and a completely coincidentally simultaneous lapse in creativity), I have a new series for you all to hate - er, I mean, admire.

I'll leave it up to you to decide whether I should have stayed dead.

H4X0R M4N!!111 (1) by Gabu 7-15-04

Mayor! Quickly! Someone has kidnapped your daughter! What!? Who could have done such a dastardly deed? This is a job for- H4X0R M4N!!!!1111 Actually, I was thinking of Batman, but whatever.

H4X0R M4N!!111 (2) by Gabu 7-15-04

H4x0r M4n, we have ascertained who the culprit is. It's your arch-nemesis. Here's the plan: we drop in a SWAT team to clear the area and then you move in to defeat him. Any questions? J00R PL4N 5UX!!1111 |  W|11 W41K |N N PWN 7H47 N00B (sigh)

H4X0R M4N!!111 (3) by Gabu 7-15-04

Halt! You shall go no further, H4x0r M4n. 0H Y4, J00 N WU7 RMY L0LZ J00 N00B D0N7 S73P 2 M3 |LL 5H075 J00 N PWN J00 N J00 W|11 = D34D N |   W|LL B3 T3H V|C70R BCUZ |M MUCH L33TR T4HN J00, J00 C4NN07 H0P3 T00 83 H41F 4S L33T 4S M3 R0FL N... Five hours later... LOL PWN3D

H4X0R M4N!!111 (4) by Gabu 7-15-04

R0F7 WU7 4 N00B |  H4V3 F0UND T3H L4|R 0F MY 4RCH-N3M35|S!!!1111 BUT WH3R3 |S H3?!?! helo haxor mann 0MFG!!!!!!11 |7 |5 MY 4RCH-N3M35|S!!!!!!! yuo wil nott get oute of heer aliev!! i wil rapp you too deth

H4X0R M4N!!111 (5) by Gabu 7-15-04

LOL GET 0U7 OF MY W4Y J00 F4G07, |  W|11 R0X0R J00R B0X0RZ |F J00 573P O3N |NCH CL054R  no  F|3N 7H3N, |75 5H0T5|NG 7|3M!!!!!!!!1  no  4ND 7H475 WH3N |  FUX0R3D H|M |N5734D!!!!!111111 LOL PWNED 2 7H3 M4X Please don't talk to me.

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Blue is the color of victory.

H4X0R M4N!!111 (6) by Gabu 7-15-04

H3R3 |S J00R GH3Y D4U9H73R 5|R, 54F3 N 50UND L0L Oh, thank heavens! I'm so glad she's safe! MY J0B H3R3 5| D0N3 N00BZ Daddy, I'm scared. Don't worry, darling. We're all scared.

H4X0R M4N!!111 (7) by Gabu 7-15-04

4N07H3R D4Y S4V3D BY H4X0R M4N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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Blue is the color of victory.

lOl h3 i5 n0 m4+c|-| 4 m3!!!111

*Cough* Great comic!
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"These comics didn't... suck... I really didn't... consider them the worst comics ever... they weren't... horrible, simply horrible... or... a sign of the crumbling decay of civilization... so whatever you do, for God's sake, please... read... these comics."

-- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN TIMES

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

H4X0R M4N 4PPR0V35 0F 7H35 R3V|3W!!!!!11

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Blue is the color of victory.

That was totally fucked up. I hope he'll star in more.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

H4X0R M4N!!111 (8) by Gabu 7-17-04

I'm John Kerry. Vote for me because I shot people and I'm not Bush. I'm George W. Bush. Vote for me because the terrorists will have already won otherwise. |M H4X0R M4N, V073 4 M3 BCUZ | W|11 FUX0R J00R C0MPU73R5 |F J00 D0N7!!111 R0F1!!!!!!!!1

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Blue is the color of victory.

There's an idea. Hack the terrorists into submission. He's got my vote!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.