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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...Wrong way to spread-eagle, lady.

When Frisky was lost, Granny helped out by nailing up dozens of "missing dog" signs with her feet. And then, of course, we took her out in the woods behind the house and shot her in the back of the head, execution-style.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Believe it or not, there is a market for geriatric exotic dancers.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I have hit that actually.

Ever the consummate performer, Keith Richards loves to play air guitar with his right leg even when his real guitar is unavailable.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Boinky's had all 3 inputs from her. She even used her feet to manipulate his schmengie.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.