Stuff that's probably only funny to me and my friend.

Suicide Fad by TheGestapo 7-15-04

I'm going to do it this time. Go ahead. I swear to god I'm going to do it. Don't try to stop me. I believe you. I'm not doubting you. I owe you man, I was so close to ending my life right there. Thanks man. ....Attention whore.

1337 pwnage. by TheGestapo 7-16-04

HAHA I so owned you man. How could you not see me? I was right under the train. Shut the fuck up Dan, I don't play this game every single day all day like you. Maybe you should because you fucking suck. I'm owning you with a bolt-action rifle. That is sad. What's sad is that you think because you "own" at a video game, you're going to excell in life. Dan commited suicide later that day. ...."Murdoc has quit"

Tubgirl by TheGestapo 7-16-04

Heh heh. Dan, click the link I just sent you. No, because it clearly says "Tubgirl.jpg" It's not Tubgirl, I swear to god. I don't know why it says that. Just click it dude. Dude, Ben... Come on. I know it's tubgirl. Ok, at least connect...Darthbenben wants to directly connect. Darthbenben is now directly connected. Ok...Wait...Oh you god damn turd tapping faggot. Direct Connection closed.

Ben loves Asians. by TheGestapo 7-16-04

Dude! DAN! You'll never believe this! What? I, Ben Rand, have an asian girl in my room. Nice! Heh heh, hey baby. What's your IP? I wish daddy was still alive.

Dan meets his internet lover (Fixed) by TheGestapo 7-17-04

So, we're going to meet for the first time today, are you excited? I'm so nervous. God, I know as soon as you touch me I'm going to get a massive hardon. tee-hee, you're so cute. Nah. Well, see you at the mall baby. The mall. OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU ARE NOT 5'9 TALL! YOU'RE 5'9 THE OTHER WAY YOU FAT BITCH! ...

I found these comics to be quite funny. That still doesn't mean, however, that I don't think your friend should be taken out into the woods behind his house and shot in the back of the head, execution-style.

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