Bob really had to shit.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

For leading America's youth astray with the teachings of evolution, "Bill Nye the Science Guy" was cast into the outer darkness for ever and ever.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

While The Polyphonic Spree's new album, Happy Sunshine Rainbow Parade has met with general approval from fans, the cover art has left many scratching thier heads.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Despite having been slapped on the back as a child and thus having the funny face he was making frozen for the rest of his life, Chip had managed to become one of the most respected news anchormen in the tri-state viewing area.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

For some reason, this feels mildly relevant.

"WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?????"

"i wanna rock."

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I has a flavor!

Constipation is a horrible thing. Please donate to our cause.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I tried to warn him. "Never drop the soap," I said. But he wouldn't listen.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

quote:

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"WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?????"

"i wanna rock."

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No, motherfucker! I said a QUARTER MOTHERFUCKING POUNDER WITH CHEEEEEESE! OKAY? CAN YOU DO THAT???

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

but he forgot ... he was in France ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"What do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France then?"
"A Royale"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.