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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Up her butt.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Linda Blair in Exorcist III, the Buick of Baphomet.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This is the only known photo of the love child of Jennifer Aniston and rocker Gene Simmons.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

After years of college Jenna is able to shape her tongue into a butt-plug at will!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I sure would love to bounce naked Jenna Bush up and down on my dick and get drunk, sloppy blowjobs from her and stuff.

Oh, I'm sorry. That wasn't much of a caption, was it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I want to fuck her up the ass, and then have her blow me until I shoot so hard my man-honey squirts out of her nose.

Then I will send copies of the tape to Denis Kucinich's office, so he can blackmail Bush into giving him the Presidency.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Future porno star.

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I has a flavor!

My car is more well oiled than yours is, nyah nyah!

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AFROMANS MOVE

The president's daughters were drilled extensively on how to turn their tongues into effective vomit-stoppers - for press photo shoots - and could actually keep themselves from hurling vodka all over the upholstery for several minutes, until the car could get out of camera range.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That was beautiful, man.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)