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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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16 people with a simple dream - to prove themselves.

That's the crappy, just-made-up tagline, and it'll stick, dammit!

The draw has been randomly made, and all 16 people have been given their number of entry. 13 of those will have it PMed to them, for them to save for a later date, meanwhile, 3 of them will enter now, from the start of what can they only hope will be a successful triumph.

So let's see who drew Entry #1: [cue some crappy music]

qwertyuio

"Oh geez! The Q-Man's got Number 1! A mammoth task ahead for them! etc. etc."

And now, Entry #2:

jes_lawson

"I can't believe it! That girl! Number 2! Teehee 'Number 2'. No wonder SHE got it, the shit."

And finally, before we allow things to get underway, Entry #3:

xxausrottenxx

"Oh my god! 3 entries, and two of them will have to further! But who?!"

Yes, this seems awesome, I'll take a while to organise the rules. Then I'll post it all for the first match-up, and hopefully clear up any confusion. And the PMs are on the way to y'all about YOUR entry number.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

7-25-04 2:40am (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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[u][b]First Round

qwertyuio vs. Jes_Lawson vs. xxausrottenxx[/b][/u]

The Rules:

1. Use at least one of the kaddar bird or birdcage elements. - from Kaufman
2. Use the word "display" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 48 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now get going, cunts!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

7-25-04 2:55am (new)
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qwertyuio
fi dolla ho

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Foil Fumble - Inside Koko B Ware's house by qwertyuio
7-25-04
During the breeding season, the male will display for the female.
Hey baby, like my pecker?
Oh baby I'm wet!
At this time the birds would copulate.
God I need you so bad!
I need you in me!
Too bad about the separate cages.
So close...so far
Why must you torment me like this God?

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

7-25-04 5:20pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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bird...display, i think i got it

FF-polly doesn't want a cracker, but he wants something by xxausrottenxx
7-26-04
im tired of always being compared to being female, i mean humans eat my breasts, when im young im a chick
not to mention they display us in these cages like a couple of whores
we're men!
damn straight!
...so we're still going to Cher tonight...right?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

7-26-04 9:31am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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FF 1: Display no good mon, I and I prefer Shakespeare by jes_lawson
7-26-04
Go into my room and feed Tweety for me would you?
Sure, professor.
Uh-oh...
Hmm...looks like I got your water bottle mixed up with Lance Armstrong's again...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

7-26-04 1:23pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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So is this like a comic cup only Bazilla didn't have to win anything first?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

7-26-04 10:29pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Yep.

7-26-04 10:37pm (new)
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qwertyuio
fi dolla ho

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*smacks dcomposed and possums with a chair*

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

7-26-04 11:56pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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qwertyuio cowers for a while, before leaping into a giant ball of fury, and by "fury" I mean "wuss juice". Try as qwertyuio might, throwing arms around like a helicopter appears like a poor attack and Jes_Lawson defends easily before returning the attack. xxausrottenxx sees how much fun this all appears and thusly throws qwertyuio out of the Foil Fumble.

The Number 1 Entry is out! But now, who will replace him as Entry #4?

stripmaker

"Ah crap."

[b][u]Second Round

Jes_Lawson vs. xxausrottenxx vs. stripmaker[/u][/b]

The Rules

1. There has to be a reference to the show "California Dreams." - from qwertyuio
2. Use the word "mouse" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 48 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now get going, cunts!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

7-27-04 1:34am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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The Number 1 Entry is out! But now, who will replace him as Entry #4?

stripmaker

"Ah crap."


I'll admit it, that made me laugh quite heartily.

7-27-04 7:23am (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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FF- Mouse Trap by xxausrottenxx
7-27-04
So, hows the rock band coming?
Well its alright, but, you know, we are teenagers and we're all experiencing the ups and downs for the first time
oh yeah, i know how it is
yeah, did you know john got pussy for the first time last night?
aw fuck

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xx( o Y o. )xx

7-27-04 3:28pm (new)
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MrRich
Stripcreator Newbie

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Come on guys, don't let xxausrottenxx win so easily.

7-28-04 8:22pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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FF 2: The world don't move to the beat of just one tiny drum by jes_lawson
7-29-04
Aw, c'mon, Tiffani, take me back! I can change!
Sly, you're right. I was stupid to go out with another teen TV star. Can we go make out later?
Whu..uh...yeah! That's rad! But what changed your mind?
He was hung like a mouse. And I don't think it'll be getting any bigger any time soon.
Whatchu talkin' bout, Steffani?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

7-29-04 11:35am (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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Oh dear, what a shame Stripmaker appears to shy to enter, looks like everyone will have to pummel him.

...that was fun. Let's see what Number 5's got for us...

"INPUT INPUT! project_spam"

[b][u]Round Three

jes_lawson vs. xxausrottenxx vs. project_spam[/b][/u]

[b]The Rules

1.[/b] Cannot use any four letter words in the comic. from maddog00
2. Use the word "mobile" somewhere in the comic.

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

I'm even giving you an extra 24 hours to allow me to secretly disappear and return while no-one notices.

Now get going, cunts!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

7-29-04 3:43pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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I bet someone $3 that Stripmaker doesn't show up.

7-29-04 3:43pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

Member Rated:

think about it..

FF-Rednecks by xxausrottenxx
7-29-04
so ya got one a thems mobile homes, eh?
thats no mobile trailor, thats my girlfriend
....
har im shittin ya, its my mobile trailor
if it int' yer girlfriend, somebodys cookin a hellova catfish

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xx( o Y o. )xx

7-29-04 8:19pm (new)
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Project_Spam
Junior Comic Technician

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FF - Super Mario... Or Not by Project_Spam
7-30-04
I've finally arrived in Bowser's castle. I should forget stupid Princess Peach right now, the incapable damsel she is! Why should I always rescue her?
AGH! It's a ghost!!!
I'd hop on you and defeat you, but I'm too fat and too tired to continue... Ugh, all those jumps...
Wanna get Luigi? At least he's mobile, unlike you.

7-30-04 8:08am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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FF 3: +Vibrate by jes_lawson
8-02-04
Hey! Did you see where my mobile phone got to the other night?
I think Jon was sitting next to it.
Jon? Oh, no! He's the guy who sticks small vibrating objects up his backside!
Uh Oh! And our phone number is one digit off a pizza delivery chains!
If it helps, the deceased was found grinning his bollocks off, in a phone booth, surrounded by 17 extra cheese Sicilians.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

8-02-04 12:22pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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xxausrottenxx and project_spam whale on each other right on the ropes. They go at it like too eager dogs, eager for VICTORY! Jes just sits there, watching, looking at the two of them. Jes decides it's about high-time that he gets the jump on one of them. He takes the tired-worn out guy and wallops xxausrottenxx out of the ring. He's lost for words other than "Rotten" with the crowds reply of "Yes, that's your name." Jes and Spamface glare at each other with death. But the buzzer tings, sexually. And in enters Number 6...

boinky33

"It's the oldest newbie in the history of StripCreator, I can't believe it, or, I can, but I just don't want to!"

[b][u]Round Four

jes_lawson vs. project_spam vs. boinky33[/u]

The Rules[/b]

1. Every character in all the panels has to be different. - from xxausrottenxx
2. Use the word "seriously" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

I've increased the limit to 62 hours forever, because it appears you all have a tendancy to suck.

Now get going, cunts!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

8-03-04 6:27am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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FF 4: +Vibrate, again by jes_lawson
8-03-04
It's been 6 months since my ex left me. I can't help wondering what she's doing now.
She was a fool to dump you man, she's probably thinking the same thing.
Joining this nunnery ws the best thing we ever did. I don't miss men at all!
Me neither, although sometimes I think about the guy who made me join here...
Dude, seriously! What the hell were you doing in a nunnery 6 months ago?
Detatching my penis and leaving it lying around to sex up horny sisters. And then this blonde just jumped on me...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

8-03-04 2:31pm (new)
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Stripmaker
Junior Comic Technician

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i think im not mentioned but i signed up and banzilla told me to do it.

Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon part 1 by Stripmaker
7-06-04
a homestar runner comic
You said it, The Cheat! Once we get our hands on Bubs' fundraiser candy bars, our troubles will be over. We can retire, maybe get a little place in Strong Badia...I dunno...
How bout we eat the candies.
BOOM!!!
Alright, remember the drill. Go straight for the crispy crackly ones! Don't waste your time on them plain ol' chocolates. Those things are fool's gold! Okay, hand me the explosives.
 ok 
TBC
The Cheat, I told you to remove the fthoom! All we needed was the bang!
SORRY!

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i copy stuff. my sister goes on kazaa. i love power rangers. my sister loves braceface. is there a war between us?... yes!

8-03-04 5:41pm (new)
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Stripmaker
Junior Comic Technician

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Oh dear, what a shame Stripmaker appears to shy to enter, looks like everyone will have to pummel him.

...that was fun. Let's see what Number 5's got for us...

"INPUT INPUT! project_spam"

[b][u]Round Three

jes_lawson vs. xxausrottenxx vs. project_spam[/b][/u]

[b]The Rules

1.[/b] Cannot use any four letter words in the comic. from maddog00
2. Use the word "mobile" somewhere in the comic.

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

I'm even giving you an extra 24 hours to allow me to secretly disappear and return while no-one notices.

Now get going, cunts!


i FUCKIN HATE U!

I WANS NOT ON FOR 1 FUCKIN MONTH!

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i copy stuff. my sister goes on kazaa. i love power rangers. my sister loves braceface. is there a war between us?... yes!

8-03-04 5:47pm (new)
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Gabu
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

You sure weren't.

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Blue is the color of victory.

8-03-04 6:21pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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i hate the fact that i lost, but im not gonna be so mean to bazilla

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xx( o Y o. )xx

8-03-04 8:56pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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stripmaker, had you been more sensible, i.e. had you actually posted a comic that was following the rules rather than some shit you made months ago, explicitly copying a flash film then I might have reconcidered and given you a second chance. But, alas, I have no choice but to disqualify you from the whole tournament as you broke rule number Se7en:

7. No Crying.

I hereby declare you smashed in the face with a chair.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

8-04-04 1:49am (new)
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