"Oh, we've been doing it wrong all along! We're supposed to dash babies against rocks, not rape them in the butthole and then stash their remains underneath our floor boards!"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Her: SEE? Honkers begat Chuckles who begat Bozo who begat Zippy who begat Oliver O'Oliver!

Him: So does that give you any ideas, Fluffy Skirts? You wanna do some begattin'

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"There...I TOLD you there was a little-known verse that says clowns are exempt from the Ten Commandments."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The truth about Bible-beaters is revealed.

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I has a flavor!

The truth about Bible-beaters is revealed.

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I has a flavor!

Twice.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Damn! How the hell did that happen? 8I

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I has a flavor!

...and Ronald said unto his disciples, "take, eat of this cheeseburger. Do this in rememberence of me."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Blessed are the pure in heart: For they shall get a pie in the face. Bozo 3:16

Fundamentalists in their natural habitat.

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Blue is the color of victory.

"Ha ha, it is fun reading this giant book! We don't understand it because we are clowns! Let's go feed a cheese sandwich to Mr. Kitty Cat now!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Putting the "fun" in fundamentalism.

The Mormons launch phase one of their "Hey! The Stick Is Out Of Our Asses, Now! Wanna Talk About God?" campaign.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.