http://www.clarkson.edu/~hollenca/this_land_mov.swf

I hope the election turns out to be as exciting and hilarious as this flash.

Yeah, this was only posted on in4mador like... 2 WEEKS AGO!

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Poop.

You're a real assfuck.

Hmmmm... possums, that's a nice ass you got there...

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Poop.

Careful. He want your bacon.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

He can't my bacon.

It's because I'm black, isn't it?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

No, it's because I'M black, you pasty-ass honky.

Sure... get all semantical.
I know oppression when I see it.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

What? What, boy? You wanna take this to IRC? I'll whoop your ass up and down your connection, son!

/me pours BBQ sauce on possum's ass while he's distracted

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Poop.

Oh, no you don't.
possums beats Rabid over the head with a steel dildo.
Die! Die! Die!

See? SEE? He's OPPRESSING me!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

If you don't watch out, you're going to get a big flaming "T" on your lawn... for "time to leave."

O______________________press___________________________________ion.

Fill in the blanks!

Only when possums whispered those three magical words into my ear did I continue to press my rigid meat into his back entrance, and only after a few heated moments of passionate man-love was I granted the sweet release of ejaculation.

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Legalize Love!

You should write childrens books.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

possums, you stole that "time to leave" joke from South Park. Shame on you.

Stop oppressing bunner. He's had it rough since mammy died just so he wouldn't have to work on the plantation anymore.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

quote:

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possums, you stole that "time to leave" joke from South Park. Shame on you.

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o/` This land is my land o/`
o/` This land is my land o/`
o/` It isn't your land o/`
o/` It's only my land o/`
o/` So get off my land o/`
o/` Because it's my land o/`
o/` This land was made for only meeeeeee o/`

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

This land is my land
It isn't your land
I've got a shot guuuun
and you ain't got one.
If you don't get off
I'll blow your head off
This land was made for only me.

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Poop.