Hello.

Zap.

Now that I've declared my unceremonius return, I'm going to make a short series and get back to business as usual here. I'm almost done with my studies in France, but I promise I won't use any of it in my comics. (That promise adheres to the same rules as all other promises.)

On Monday or Tuesday, I think I'll put together a ridiculously long series and devise some plans for future comics.

On with the funny.

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HALPUU!

I am over joyed with your return. I honor you by posting an old series of mine.

ZAP by crabby 12-29-01

I'm writing you up for a ticket for ZAPPING in a no ZAPPING zone. Keep talking I'll haul your ass in for resisting arrest. That's it I'm calling for back up you fucked with the wrong officer.

ZAP 2 (LE ZAP DEUX) by crabby 12-29-01

First this fucker ZAPS in a no ZAPPING zone then he starts giving me lip. You go question him I need some time to calm down. You relax there buddy. Don't wanna pull a muscle. I'll go question this prick. So it seems you've been ZAPPING in a no ZAPPING zone. Care to explain why. Whoa whoa whoa whoa pal! Theres no need to raise your voice. Thats it I'm gonna have to mace ya.

ZAP 3 (LE ZAP TROIS) by crabby 12-29-01

I maced the little prick. Lets haul his ass down to the station for more questioning. I don't think I'd be able to control myself around that prick, you go get him. Alright pal come on, were taking you down to the station. We are gonna put you away for a long time. Your lip isn't helping anything for you either so why don't you just shut your mouth.

ZAP 4 (LE ZAP FRENCH FOUR) by crabby 12-29-01

The chief wants to see that scum bag. That pricks in for some big trouble now. I hope they lock that asshole up and throw away the key. Why don't you start by telling me why you were ZAPPING in a no ZAPPING zone. Why don't you leave my mother outta this you little prick. I'm gonna see to it that your locked up for a long time.

ZAP 5 (LE ZAP CINQ) by crabby 12-29-01

How do you plead? I hereby sentence you to four non consecutive life sentences for ZAPPING in a no ZAPPING zone. Get this miserable little prick out of my face.

ZAP 6 (LE ZAP SIX) by crabby 12-29-01

So what are you locked up for? Hey I'm just trying to be a pal theres no need to threaten me. Fuck you! You know that FUCK YOU! I hope you fucking have kids cause when I get out of here in a month I'm gonna find em and gut em! Thats it I'm gonna gut em and bake a pie. Then I'm gonna eat it.

ZAP 7 (LE ZAP SEPT) by crabby 12-29-01

Hey stay away from the new guy he's a real prick. Perhaps he'll be interested in coming to the church services on Sunday. I'll go ask him. Hello brother. Now that you'll be spending your remaing days here with us, I thought perhaps you'd be interested in attending our church services. Alright screw you then you little prick. I hope Dwayne gets you alone in a corner and rapes the fuck outta you, you sheep skinned blue balled sissy!

ZAP 8 (LE ZAP HUIT) by crabby 12-29-01

You never stop do ya you dirty little prick? We got you on tape stealing books from the prison library. What do you say about that? Oh tough guy huh? Well the warden says were locking you up in the TANK. You like the sound of that you little prick? I hope you rot in there!

ZAP 9 (LE ZAP NEUF) by crabby 12-29-01

ZAP 10 (LE ZAP DIX) by crabby 12-29-01

You lucky little prick! Looks like you've got friends in high places cause you've just been granted a full presidential pardon. You lucky little prick! Get the hell outta here you worthless little prick! I got you out now you gotta do me a favor.

ZAP 11 (LE ZAP ONZE) by crabby 12-29-01

Now you listen to me I'm the god damn president of the United Staes of America! I don't need little two cent thugs like Espisito pushing me around! So you go tell him I've had enough of his shit. So the president thinks he can push me around huh? Well you tell that no good cock sucker I'm not leaving him alone til I gets my money! I want you to take this gun and shut his mouth once and for all. You go pop a cap in his ass for old times sake alright pal.

ZAP 12 (LE ZAP DOUZE) by crabby 12-29-01

***BLAM*** So this is how it ends huh? Looks like Espisito wins. I just can't believe it was you who pulled the trigger. I always knew it would end this way but I never suspected you. Good job pal. I wish I could think of a way to repay you. But then again we can't have you squeling to the cops can we. ***BLAM*** I really didn't want it to come to this pal. You just couldn't be trusted. The world will be a better place without you. One less piece of scum for everyone to worry about. You little prick!

Welcome back codehappykid!