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Is it wrong to laugh?

Whoa dude, I am never drinking rubbing alcohol again!

Another Republican exposed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is the entire reason why I never drink.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Dumbo made a surprise coming-out appearance at this year's Gay Elephant Pride Parade.

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I has a flavor!

Waitaminute...is the elephant fondling itself?

This is the entire reason I continue to drink.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Finally, Mr. Wilson had found a scarecrow that kept the pesky crows away from his corn patch.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That's a fountain in Amsterdam indicating the direct centre of the Red Light District. Beside it is another fountain of a giant penis with rotating testicles. About 100 metres to the left of that elephant is the hotel in which I stayed last weekend.

:D

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Dad was flammable

That is peanuts, the magical penis elephant.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.