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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

He looks ghey!

San Francisco's mayor canditdate, out on the campaign trail.

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Poop.

"I have three more piercings. Wanna see?"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Everybody knows Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, but the Gay Fellatio Fairy never gets proper respect.

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I has a flavor!

What the guy in the background is thinking:
"I'd tap that"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

No He's thinking...
"How does he keep those kneepads so clean?"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I know what the guy in the background will be thinking later.

"what was soaking into my ridiculously long pants while I was staring at that other gay guy?"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.