This is part one of my contribution to Jes's freedom from underappriciation. Part two is this thread, so that all of you can pay tribute to the advancement of a fine upstanding SC citizen.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Way to go Jes!

Jes_Workson by crabby 8-18-04

PAST Hey Jes, wanna do some homework for me? Sure! I fucking hate my job. PRESENT Hey Jes, wanna do some homework for me? I can't, gotta work. This new job is much better then the old one. FUTURE Hey Jes, wanna do some homework for me? Sure! I fucking hate my job.

Happy Job Transition, Jesley! by MikeyG 8-19-04

So is your job officially up now? Yes, and I will be starting a new one in a couple of weeks. Cool! New faces, new places, new spaces. Yes, now I can ingratiate myself with and then completely detatch myself from a whole NEW set of people! So we won't be seeing you around the chat often? Just for a little bit until I can work my way up to cacking off again.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A fresh start for jes by mmyers 8-19-04

Boyohboy, it's going to be great starting a new job. A fresh start and all that bit. Hey! My old vice-president Mr. Perrywinkle?! What are you doing here at my new job? What are you talking about? I'm your new VP, Mr. Puttyvinkle. I'd like to introduce you to your new supervisor, the XPL-39. I am programmed to believe that you and I are going to have a delightful working relationship. "Welcome program end/ slave driver program begin": Commence computer programming related tasks NOW! My old supervisor was an XPL-38, so this is sort of a step up.

I'm sure it will be a lot better than this.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Thanks a lot guys, you're the greatest.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.