Welcome to Begin The Comic #14. Here is the template. If you don't like it, FUCK YOU!!!

RULES: Do anything you want, as long as good old Indy Pete 1-2 is there on the right side of the third panel, saying "FUCK YOU!!!" If that doesn't just suit you to a tee, FUCK YOU!!!

BTC 14: Template by biped 8-24-04

FUCK YOU!!!

PLEASE NOTE: As always, if there don't seem to be very many entries being submitted after a reasonable period of time has elapsed, FUCK YOU!!!

My fellow judges for this contest will be:

mmyers

smamurai

If you disagree with my choices, FUCK YOU!!! If you decide you're too good to enter this contest, FUCK YOU!!!

Judging will probably take place next Tuesday. If you don't think that's a good time for judging to take place, FUCK YOU!!!

Have fun! Otherwise, FUCK YOU!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Creative as always, biped. No need for you FUCK YOU!! I've got plenty of that here.

BTC14: Get it? It's that time... by maddog00 8-24-04

Please, please go down on me. Um, sure, it'd be my pleasure. I hope you don't mind. My friend's visiting. Why would I care about a friend visiting? FUCK YOU!!!

BTC14 by Denyer 8-25-04

The Olympic Committee presents a special award to the country with the least amount of medals. FUCK YOU!!!

BTC #14: Red Red Walls by Zaster 8-26-04

How are your experiments on the emotional effects of colors coming along, Doctor? Excellent! This place is so soothing, I think I could stay in here for *another* 48 hours without food or water. FUCK YOU!!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Who took the leaf?

Those poor bastards had to go home with SOMETHING.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Great White Void by youdontknowme 8-27-04

Hey hoser, I took the maple leaf off your big flag. Good one, eh? FUCK YOU!!!

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Ask me about the Witness Protection Program.

You guys do realize that you can use other backgrounds in your last panel, right?

I was going to mention that, but everyone has been so creative with the red background so far.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 14: Bullshit by possums 8-27-04

The Bull Society ran out of bulls, so you're going to have to play the part. What do bulls do again? They snort and get angry when they see the color red. I can do that. FUCK YOU!!!

Judge of big contest for to be cast soon or today!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Both of other judge cast vote already, ja-ja! So contest over, announce winner ahora!

smamurai: "If BTC Fuck You!!! has finished my vote goes to maddogs' period piece."

mmyers: "I vote of the possums for "Bullshit" FUCK YOU!"

FUCK YOU, TOO!!! And FUCK YOU!!! everyone who give for contest such the nice comics, all good them! Both finalists con muy funnito, pero mustito picada winner con mas "ja-ja!" y creativito...y muy bueno con el "menstruaccion"... maddog00!!!

Su award es aqui:

Ist gut, ja? Ja-ja!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm totally fucking lost.

Whee. Yaaay. Etc. Etc.

New btc coming up.