What good is it doing us being sad?
Let's start posting some new comics, please.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Since I'm at home with a lame connection and box, I offer this script and a request to use your imagination:

Panel One
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Venus: Tennis anyone?

Serena: Sure.

Panel Two
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(Venus destroys Serena)

Panel Three
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Venus: Mom likes me better.

Serena: I hear Michael Jordan is coming back.

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What others say about boorite!

This, sadly, is the best I could do.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Hahahaha, yeah, Venus and Serena are easy targets ;)
That last comic was quirky :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Tennis, Anyone? by gabe_billings 9-12-01

Tennis, anyone? Sure. Mom likes me better. I hear Michael Jordan is coming back.

I don't get it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Damnit. Gabe beat me to it.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

My strips have been covering the Tory Party leadership election for about three months now, and it was all due to come to a head today. But now it's been postponed as a mark of respect.

As another mark of respect, my strip is crap.

The valley of the shadow of death by andydougan 9-12-01

Ken Clarke and Iain Duncan Smith, former media darlings Y'know, Iain, before yesterday, we were the main news item in the UK. But now we're nobodies. Still, at least they've postponed the announcement of the result. So I get a reprieve. Yeah, you'll only find out tomorrow that you've lost. I'll be drowning my sorrows at the post-announcement party. Actually, there's bad news on that, too. Hee!

Seriously, let's keep this topic rollin'.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

what a capital idea! i'm back at it:

Back to Normal. by habnem 9-12-01

RAAARR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!! What? You just cornholed me! REALLY? Yeah. It really hurt. SORRY. WANT TO PLAY MONOPOLY? Sure. May I be the car?

btw, what's up with the cup? i'm in soooo much suspense!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Hmm... I don't know if Spankling has admitted to being into suspension or not...