Trying to bring some funny.

-Still unable to find a job 20 years from now, descolada resorts to the old "pretend he's black and panhandle for money" trick with makeup assistance from Eddy Murphy and Dan Akroyd.

(I really hope the incredibly lame attempt at a movie reference was caught by at least one of you...)

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Isn't that the guy who started Pets.com?

"Please give some money... oh, and some teeth if you have some to spare."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The only dot-com with a solid business model.

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What others say about boorite!

-Ever wonder what happened to the CEOs of those dot-coms who lost all their money recently?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

When I.T. stocks crashed, this guy got his teeth knocked out by the impact...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Beautiful.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Don't laugh - he's turning more of a profit than Amazon.com...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

It's pretty cool. You insert the change into the gap in his teeth. His eyes light up and confetti flies out the top of his his head.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

quote:

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It's pretty cool. You insert the change into the gap in his teeth. His eyes light up and confetti flies out the top of his his head.

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-With your help, I can afford the actual coffee to match the cup.

(I think I stared a little too hard at the picture for this one... and it's not really that funny)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

http://wwww.spare-change.com

The Spare Change Band is a High Energy Trio based

out of Toronto with an interesting mix of Original

and Classic Blues / R&B Music that gives

their sound a new twist.
-"haHA! I just won the lottery, here, want my cup? What? No, it just has my urine in it, no change!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Oh, my teeth? yeah, I wore those out sucking dick for crack money"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com