The Last Boy On Earth -- 1 by biped 9-26-04

Gee, I can't believe I murdered everybody in the entire world. I must've been in a real snit, heh-heh. I guess I can do anything I want now. Boy, it sure is quiet. FUCK!!! SHIT!!! PISS!!! FUCKITY FUCK-FUCK!!! LA-LA-LA!!! BALLS!!! FUCK!!! SHIT!!! PISS!!! FUCKITY FUCK-FUCK!!! LA-LA-LA!!! BALLS!!!

The Last Boy On Earth -- 2 by biped 9-26-04

Well, arranging these corpses in standing positions sure has spruced the place up. Heh, this old dead guy looks like he's checking his watch. "Duh." Oh, man -- FUCK! I don't remember murdering HER! Wow... she's HOT! And I can beat off right in FRONT of her... unnnghh...! Hey, old lady! How'da ya like that DEAD SQUIRREL shoved up your ass? If you don't like it, just say so... TUH-HYEK HYEK!!!

The Last Boy On Earth -- 3 by biped 9-26-04

Well, I'm the king of the world now -- might as well live in the White House. Any objections, Suit-Boy? Didn't think so, heh-heh! Howdy, Mr. Press Secretary! Cat got your tongue? Don't worry -- I'll handle the live nationwide television announcements for today! HELLO, FUCKHEADS! YOU ARE ALL HEREBY ORDERED TO EAT SHIT AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES! HEH-HAH! HYECK!

The Last Boy On Earth -- 4 by biped 9-26-04

Man -- that's HORRIBLE! You guys oughtta be ASHAMED of yourselves! HAW HAW!

The Last Boy On Earth -- 5 by biped 9-26-04

Gee... I'm kinda lonely now... *choke* I should've left one or two people alive so I'd have some company... *sniff* Aww...I heard that. We're still alive, little boy...we'll be your friends. HEE HAW!!! PSYCHE!!! YAAAAAAA!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.