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CHUBBY
Stripcreator Regular
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the presidential election goes to the candidate with FEWER votes!
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In BIZZAROWORLD, Al-Qaeda's attack on America is avenged by taking out Al-Qaeda's arch-enemy!
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the commander-in-chief is a SLACKER and a DESERTER!
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the U.S. liberators are welcomed not with cheers and flowers, but with death and mutilation!
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In BIZZAROWORLD, more troops die AFTER the war than DURING!
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In BIZZAROWORLD, those who want to bring our boys home are called "anti-military" while those who want to keep them in harm's way are "for the troops"!
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In BIZZAROWORLD, a Faux News Network is considered "fair and balanced"!
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| Coming up: Dubya-- Giant or Demi-God? | |
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| And John Kerry-- was he the "21st hijacker"? | |
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the opposition candidate, a decorated war hero, has his military record questioned by a SLACKER and a DESERTER!
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| I'm "Dick". I had better things to do than go to Vietnam. | |
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| I'm Dubya. I got into the National Guard thru the old boy network, and then deserted. | |
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the opposition candidate is criticized for being rich and white-- by two assholes who are richer and almost completely clear!
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| I was born a poor black child. | |
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In BIZZAROWORLD, every time the opposition candidate's numbers go up, SO DOES THE TERROR ALERT LEVEL!
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the opposition candidate's wife is accused of funding terrorists-- although the hijackers got their money from THE INCUMBENT'S "SISTER-IN-LAW"!
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| I'm Princess Haifa Al-Faisal, wife of Bandar Bush. You like my work? | |
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the Secretary of Defense is a confessed war criminal who sold the enemy THE VERY WMD'S WE WENT TO WAR OVER!
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the guys Dick and Dubya call America's biggest enemies are THEIR FORMER BUSINESS PARTNERS!
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| I'm Osama. I'm a Shi'ite. | |
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| I'm Saddam. You sure are. | |
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In BIZZAROWORLD, a dead tyrant is eulogized as a great leader-- EVEN THOUGH HE SOLD ARMS TO THE TWO ASSHOLES IN THE LAST PANEL!
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| Well, there you go again. | |
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IN BIZZAROWORLD, the National Guard has been called up, reservists' tours have been extended, vets have been reactivated-- BUT THE ATTORNEY-GENERAL'S SON IS BROUGHT HOME FROM IRAQ!
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| Aren't you glad you don't live in-- BIZZAROWORLD? | |
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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx
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