No. Not you biped. The book by Marco Polio. Put it on your reading list. Not mind bending, but a good bus book.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wasn't that a porn movie too?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

No, but drop by and we'll get started on Act One.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dont forget to pick up lube. You dont want to be sore this time.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You promised I would be first!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I hate that band.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

crass is awesome

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Sorry Spanks, You'll have to be moved to act two. I remember that I DID promise to rape DX in the first part of it.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Yes. Very.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Fine. Get some rest... and a bath... then come on over.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I want to be in this one, too! But I don't necessarily have to get raped.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Okay. You can rape the camera-man.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.