This started out as a crap little 60's TV jingle in my head, and kinda stayed that way. If you imagine for each punchline hearing canned laughter from a studio audience that was probably watching a Sgt Bilko rerun, it adds to the effect.
[Click to view comic: 'Little Jimmy - Intro']
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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"
