This started out as a crap little 60's TV jingle in my head, and kinda stayed that way. If you imagine for each punchline hearing canned laughter from a studio audience that was probably watching a Sgt Bilko rerun, it adds to the effect.

Little Jimmy - Intro by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-30-04

He wants to go out and play with his friends But he cant touch my playstation And im not shaking hands He goes to the mall but gets thrown out of stores cause he leaves sticky trails on windows and doors In fact theres not a lot of things he can do Because hes little Jimmy The boy with hands covered in Poo.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Little Jimmy 1 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-30-04

Hey Guys. Thanks for coming along today. Im Little Jimmy, the star of this hilarious 1965 sitcom gone wrong. And i just know youre going to have great fun laughing at my adventures in the next few strips. And the fact I have hands covered in poo.

Little Jimmy 2 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-30-04

Hey Officer Gabrinski. Hows Mall Duty going today. Sorry Jimmy , you cant go in today. Theres a visit by republican party presidential candidate John Kerry. And youre worried that ill go in there and shake his hand? And create a photo opportunity for the Democrats of Kerry with his hands covered in shit. That would really be some funny shit. I can see what youre thinking. Back up before I mace you in the face.

Little Jimmy 3 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-30-04

Yo Carter, hows this little "Party" getting on in here. Holy Shit, Jimmy. How did you get in. Gabrinski's going to have a fit. Its no big deal. I just asked him if I got arrested would i be able to sit in the squad car for the ride to jail. At which point he remembered last time when it stank like a dead hamster up a gimp's rectal pathway. Good tactics. And I promised not to shake hands with his wife next time i visit her. Yeh man, a handjob that leaves your johnson darker than Stevie Wonder just isnt right.

Little Jimmy 4 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-30-04

HI There. Im democratic nominee John Kerry. A vote for me is a vote for Freedom. It certainly is sir. Id like to shake your hand just for telling me that. *Handshake* Thanks Kid. I know i can count on the youth of america to do the right thing at the ballot box. Thanks Mr Kerry. I hope this experience brings you one step closer to the whitehouse. . . . . . . . Kid , my hands are covered in shit. Well , youre going for the top job in US politics, I figured you needed to get a feel for it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"