So... Ivy dear...
Are you sayin' you wouldn't "cyber" with me if I was the last man on the net? THAT what you're sayin'? Are you trying to... sniff... hurt my feelings?!?
Owwww. Hurt my feelings some more, baby!
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet