Not Moron Dick, but, oh whatever.

Fantasy Running Mate League by CHUBBY 10-04-04

Now, I'd like to introduce the next speaker, who by the way, is also going to be my new running mate. ME! ME! PICK ME!!!!! Siddown and shaddup, Arlen!

Fantasy Republican Ticket League by CHUBBY 10-04-04

My new running mate was a divorced, disgraced, washed-up, has-been, 2d-rate lame duck who, much like me, rode this whole 9/11 thing back to fame. The former Mayor of NYC, Rudy Giuliani! Thanks, Dubya. Great to be here. Well, it's great to have you on the ticket. I really feel confident that we're gonna win now. Why? Cause I'm runnin' as vice-president.

Fantasy First Lady League by CHUBBY 10-04-04

Dubya, wait up. You're running as VICE-PRESIDENT? That's right, Laura. You know, don't you, that Dick was doing your job the last four years? The Vice-President usually just waits around for the President to die. He does NOTHING. Yeah? You think I can't handle that? No, I think you're overqualified.

Fantasy Cryogenics League by CHUBBY 10-04-04

Well, anyway, it was a lovely service. When is "Dick" being buried? He ain't bein' buried, Laura. He's been frozen. WHAT? Yep. That's what he wanted. To go to one of them, uh, cryptofascist places. Meanwhile.... Must... thaw... out... Must... find... Turkish... bath...

Fantasy Stem Cell Liberation Army League by CHUBBY 10-04-04

"Dick"! Is that you? Yep. I thought you was frozen! I was, but... Sometime earlier, at Cryptofascistco, Nancy Reagan and her gang have breached security... OK, the little tadpoles must be in here. Shut down the coolers! Hey, little guys! Have no fear, Nancy's here!

Now, how much would you pay? Wait, there's more!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx