I first thought this up years ago, about Baby Doc Duvalier and Ferdinand Marcos. But it never gets old....

The New Odd Couple by CHUBBY 10-04-04

On January 20, 2005, Dubya was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from the American people. With nowhere else to go, he showed up at the home of his childhood friend, Saddam Hussein. Some months earlier, Americans had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two deposed dictators share a ruined palace without driving each other crazy? (Cont.)

The Newer Odd Couple by CHUBBY 10-04-04

The New Odd Couple was filmed before a live audience. Dubya, you're three hours late! The girls will be here any minute! (LAUGHTER) Never mind that, Saddam. President Kerry turned me over to the International War Crimes Tribunal and they sentenced me to death. (LAUGHTER) Hey, I am having an idea. Why don't I testify as a character witness on your behalf? (LAUGHTER) Saddam, I could kiss you! Uh, maybe later. (LAUGHTER) And whatever you do, don't mention Nick Berg! They don't know I gave the order to chop off his head! (LAUGHTER) Cont. And so, in conclusion, Dubya is a loving husband, a wonderful father, and a devout Christian. (HUGE, SHOW STOPPING LAUGHTER) And he had nothing to do with decapitating Nick Berg. OOPS! (LAUGHTER)

The Newest Odd Couple by CHUBBY 10-04-04

Theme music: Lentemente Dubya. Dubya. Dubya. I am being so sorry. Because of me, they will surely execute you. Well, that's OK, Saddam. I forgive you. You do? Sure. I'm a Christian. (LARGEST LAUGH IN HISTORY) I'm goin' home to Jesus. (RECORD SHATTERED) And look, my last meal came with a new toy! Plus, I get my final wish when I go the electric chair. That's nice. What did you wish for? To hold you in my lap.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx