Welcome to Begin The Comic #18. I hope this template will be an inspiration to you. You may notice that it bears a vague similarity to my template for BTC #14 ("FUCK YOU!!!"). This is merely because they both feature Indy Pete against a red background. All other details have been changed.

RULES: Do anything you want, including changing the background or adding a character, as long as good old Indy Pete 1-2 is there on the right side of the third panel, saying "Your mom."

BTC 18: Template by biped 10-05-04

Your mom.

The first two people who PM me and volunteer to be judges will be my two fellow judges for this contest. If no one volunteers then I will judge it myself, and there's no telling what may happen.

If I sound a little upset, it's because Kellogg's has decided to stop making John Gotti Flakes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Comeback Kid by Zaster 10-05-04

You are without a doubt the most inarticulate and immature human being I have ever met. Yeah?... Well... Your mom!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Do I get a goodbye kiss? by Enderandrew 10-05-04

I must say, this has been a truly magical evening. Where have you been all my life? While it was good for me too, I really need to wrap things up. I have another date showing up. Tell me you're joking. You didn't seriously line up another woman to show up here tonight. Well, it's... Your mom.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

BTC 18: Darth Pete by fzh 10-05-04

Luke! I am.... Your mom.

I knew that was coming from someone.

I just didn't want to do the obvious.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

BTC18: Indy Pete Goes To Hell by seattlesque 10-05-04

...no, it was EDEN. I'll also add that "Adam Ant" was not "kicked out of Soundgarden", because he was never even IN Soundgarden. Okay, so I'm a little rusty on Bible stuff, but give me one more chance to get into Heaven? One more question, PLEASE? (sigh) Fine. Who was the pagan harlot known for idolatry and fornication, also called the "painted seductress of the Old Testament"? think, Pete, THINK! Your mom.

Damn, that's pretty good.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

quote:

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I knew that was coming from someone.

I just didn't want to do the obvious.

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I think that's part of the challenge in a BTC contest, because people who exactly what punchline is coming.

It's all the more reason why I liked Seattlesque's entry. It was a pretty original avenue for that punchline.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Pete Ejaculates Randomly by Zaster 10-06-04

Loser. Darn it. Fortunately, Mr. Davis, it appears yours is only a mild form of Tourette's. Your mom.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

BTC 18: The rout by kaufman 10-06-04

Let's see. My quetzalcoatlism is worth 37 points, but it goes over three triple word squares, so multiply by 27, plus 50 for the bingo, is 1049 points. All right. Good word. Looks like you rack up a big seven points for ... Your mom.

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Untitled by Denyer 10-07-04

I just painted these walls white. What happened? Your mom.

BTC 18: Pete's Happy Fuzzy Spot Pt. 1 by M3t4 10-07-04

I know Bill has only one leg, but theres something about his limp that makes me fuzzy in my happy spot. It's great to have a brother so close I can share my feelings with. So who have you been eyeing? *tee hee* Fuzzy happy spot *tee hee* Seriously, who turns you on? Oh, um... Your mom

BTC 18: Pete's Happy Fuzzy Spot Pt.2 by M3t4 10-07-04

Ok, that was disturbing. Let me explain something to you. You are my brother. I am your sister. That means we have the same mom. So again, who makes your genitilia wiggle? *tee hee* Genitilia *tee hee* Pete... Well that lady that sleeps in dad's bed is not too bad. GAWDAMMIT PETE! What in the hell is wrong with you? What? She's hot and she makes us breakfest. Sausage, eggs, ham, toast, sometimes gravy...

BTC 18: Pete's Happy Fuzzy Spot Pt. 3 by M3t4 10-07-04

JESUS CHRIST! Do you not even know what a mom is? 21 years ago your father put his penis inside your mother's vagina. He than ejaculated inside her vagina. One of the sperms contained in his semen... One hour and five explanations later... ... and than the magic fruit, that came from the special mushroom, blossoms into a bouncing baby boy. Do you understand now? Do you think you can answer the original question with a proper answer? Yes. I Think I can. Unicorns!

BTC 18: Pete's Happy Fuzzy Spot Pt. 4 by M3t4 10-07-04

GOOD GOD!!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ANSWER IS THAT? I CANT EVEN FATHOM THE KIND OF LOGIC BEHIND A RESPONSE LIKE THAT. YOU HAVE JUST OFFICIALY INVENTED A NEW LEVEL OF STUPIDITY! GREAT FUCKING JOB! FUCK! Magic unicorns?

BTC 18: Pete's Happy Fuzzy Spot Pt. 5 by M3t4 10-08-04

AAARRRHHH!!! *exhale* Pete, I'm gonna explain this realy slow. Unicorns do not exist. Magic unicorns also do not exist. I want you to think about your answer one more time. Please, take your time. Mom. FUCK! I'm leaving. Idiot. Shit! I should have said unicorn.

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Get Your War On

Wow... so long since I competed in anything. I'm still pretty rusty.

BTC: 18 - A Man of Two Words by BigFrank105 10-10-04

Tonight on SCNN! A vicious baby killer has finally been caught! indypete1-2 was caught this afternoon and had this to say to reporters. Your mom.

I've only got brown-eyes for you! by Enderandrew 10-10-04

You cheating bastard! I don't think I can ever forgive you for this. It's not what you think! You have been cornholed by someone else! I thought it was you! Yet, I was out of town. So who was it? Your mom.

Enema Chugging - Not just for breakfast anymore! by Enderandrew 10-10-04

Good God, Pete! You're not kissing me, let alone coming with 15 feet of me until you get a breath-mint! Does my fragrant boquet offend? You seem primed for an oral bowel movement. You smell like wet, hairy grandpa ass! Nothing a tic-tac can't fix. Seriously, what the hell did you eat for lunch? Your mom.

2046 Presidential Debate by Enderandrew 10-10-04

My opponent is two-faced liar who raised taxes 200% for single, retired old-ladies with disabilities. He sold nuclear weapons to our enemies, and has taken more drugs than the UCLA campus. He voted against robot rights, and he kicks puppies. He said, "nothing is funnier than those bald kids with cancer!" His campaign to stop rape was entitled "teach that bitch to consent!" What do you have to say for yourself? Your mom.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

BTC18: You can call me Pete by seattlesque 10-10-04

He gets down on his knees and hugs me...like he loves me... Excuse me... I'm working on a song, can this wait? I couldn't help but overhear, and I'm sorry to report that John is consumed with jealousy of your post-Beatles career. Dammit, Chapman. Now I'm stuck. Who else on earth could possibly love me like a rock? Your mom.

Oh, wait. That's a Paul *Simon* song.
That'll teach me to make jokes about music before my time.

Substitute Garfunkel and it'd work.

BTC18: Seattlesque goes to Heaven (maybe) by seattlesque 10-11-04

...Gaaaah!!! The plague was LOCUSTS, and "Paul Simon" wasn't an apostle. Moreover he was NEVER IN THE BEATLES! C'mon, best two out of three? You gave Indy Pete another chance! All right. Bible history is the kind of thing you should learn from sitting in church and paying attention to... Your preacher. Very good. And music history is the kind of thing you should learn from riding in the station wagon listening to the radio with... Your mom.

judge!

I will judge this contest tomorrow! Get all last-minute entries in NOW!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 18 by Enderandrew 10-12-04

Word Association dinner puppies kick habit use your mom.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

There were lots of good entries this time and it was tough to judge. However --

Honorable mentions: "IndyPete Goes To Hell" by seattlesque was a good one. I also enjoyed "Pete's Happy Fuzzy Spot" by M3t4. But this one by Enderandrew tickled me the most for some reason --

Enema Chugging - Not just for breakfast anymore! by Enderandrew 10-10-04

Good God, Pete! You're not kissing me, let alone coming with 15 feet of me until you get a breath-mint! Does my fragrant boquet offend? You seem primed for an oral bowel movement. You smell like wet, hairy grandpa ass! Nothing a tic-tac can't fix. Seriously, what the hell did you eat for lunch? Your mom.

Congratulations! BTC 19 is yours!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks. I will think of a new one soon.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."