I have to shoot a commercial for my video production class and I am out of ideas anyone got any?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Uh, I don't know. Maybe one of these?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I thought you were Punk? Can't you see what they're doing? They're trying to indoctrinate you in the ways of mass media mind control and conformist consumerism. Next thing you know, you'll be bopping your head to Yellowcard and staying home to catch the Norah Jones special on VH1. C'mon, man!

I think you should give them a fifteen minute video of some Glade air freshener sticking out of your ass.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I was always fond of the idea of sticking kids and pets to a velcro wall. Do that.

To sell what?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Remember the cardinal rule of advertising: When you're out of ideas, go for tits.

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I has a flavor!

I think you should sell Crankalin. Ask your doctor if Crankalin is right for you.

No energy? Having trouble losing weight? No time in the day for everything you want to do?

With Crankalin, pounds melt away, you'll never need to sleep, and you'll be crawling the walls looking for projects to do.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."