Pantalones, we don't need no stinkin' pantalones!

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Aw, man! I thought you said we were going to see "Six Flags".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Notice the hats aren't staying up by themselves. They need to hold the hats up.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Will the real booderecha please sit down.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Hey, these new portable urinals are muy bueno!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The career boost that "Supernatural" gave Santana clearly didn't last long.

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I has a flavor!

30 years from now, the myriad bastard offspring of boorite and Drexle will be reunited in Tijuana, and form the band that is going to ROCK YOUR WORLD, America!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?

"As storms rage and the veil rips, a scaled bird will fly over six homely latino men without pants..."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Some time later:

"Hey mang, this hat's sticking to my head."

"Okay boys, Ricky Martin is done with you. You can go now."

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Tijuana Community Theatre presents "The Full Monty!"

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I has a flavor!

Menudo es nude-o

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

This isn't a caption. I'm just trying to wrap my mind around this poster. It's clearly something to do with "nostalgia," which I suppose could explain the pteranodon flying overhead. But how does this tie in with a band of half-dressed mariachis doffing their hats in order to cover their genitalia? Is it some bygone Mexican ritual of modesty? Such an assemblage of weiners must be of cosmic significance, as the heavens behind them are torn asunder with lightning. And a pteranodon.

It's no use! I cannot decode this cultural artifact!

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What others say about boorite!

I see you are unfamiliar with the proud traditions of Mexican sword-fighting.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That's a cover from a CD actually sold at Wal-Mart.

As is this one:

Mexican music scares me.

quote:

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That's a cover from a CD actually sold at Wal-Mart.

As is this one:

Mexican music scares me.

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With too much pant painted on.

Strangely, Mexican Spanish has no words for concepts like "shame" or "crap".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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Strangely, Mexican Spanish has no words for concepts like "shame" or "crap".

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