Return of NoCock - Part I by Rabid_Weasle 10-12-04

When it seems all hope is lost! When it seems noone can save us! There's one man you can count on, to stand up and fight for what's right!

Return of NoCock - Part II by Rabid_Weasle 10-12-04

Return of NoCock - Part III by Rabid_Weasle 10-12-04

Landing preparations are complete! Good! When are we ready to launch? As soon as you give the orders, your highness. Very well, launch the pods! These puny humans will forever remeber the day they were defeated by... THE AROUSALBOTS!

Return of NoCock - Part IV by Rabid_Weasle 10-12-04

Mr. President, we have several unidentified flying objects entering Earth's atmosphere. Yes Mr.President, I do think this is serious. Yes Mr.President, I will tape the rest of Dora The Explorer for you.

Return of NoCock - Part V by Rabid_Weasle 10-12-04

Dang nabbit! Somethin' gon dun an' blowed up ma farm! Woowee, Missy! Is that a prarie dog in my britches or am I just happy to sees ya!

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Poop.

Return of NoCock - Part VI by Rabid_Weasle 10-12-04

Hey there sailor! Why hello there m'dear! I must say you're about the prettiest thing I've seen since lunch! I have an idea. How's about you and me go back to your place, strip naked and you can fire strained peas at me with a slingshot! H-how did you know? My number one fantasy! My god...! So... AROUSED! AIEEEEE!

Return of NoCock - Part VII by Rabid_Weasle 10-12-04

Mr. President, we're getting reports from all over the country about strange woman with the power to kill, purely through arousal! My god... it's just as we've feared! We both know there's only one man for this type of job... You don't mean? That's right... "...Wellington McNock!" I say! These knickers would certainly chaff if I had the proper equipment!

That's all for now. I'm tired and want to sleep. That and it builds SUSPENSE!

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Poop.

HAHA!

In a world where men have penises, one man has the balls to say that he doesn't have balls...or a penis. Wellington McNoCock.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.