Welcome to Begin This Comic #19. I'm sorry it took me so long to post something, but I haven't been able to get online the past few days, as I've been rather busy.

I had some wacky and crazy ideas for punchlines, but I decided to listen to some good advice and go with something simple and wide-open. That way you guys supply the humor. I'm just supplying a fairly open template.

BTC #19 Template by Enderandrew 10-16-04

Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt!

Okay, here are the rules.

I'd like two volunteers for judges. Each judge will place a 1st place, a 2nd place and a 3rd place vote. If you are original, and you can make me laugh at loud, you'll land my vote.

I will allow one week for entries, so at 7:00 PM US Central Time, I will call for votes.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

BTC19: Bursting (with fruit flavor) by seattlesque 10-16-04

Parents say the ad campaign you conceived encourages children to imitate the stunt, causing severe bodily injury. If they'd been drinking their Kool Aid, they'd know that brick walls are all in your mind. *Anyone* can fly through them!!! Perhaps you'd like to demonstrate this for the folks at home? Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt

BTC19: Bobby McFerrin's Day Off by seattlesque 10-16-04

Sure you're booked? I'm going to be having dinner out on Bobby's yacht, he's a good friend of mine...and you're welcome to come. That sounds awesome, but Jake has something mysterious planned for our anniversary. I've been preparing all week! Later... ...a *Yello* concert? Do they even have more than one song? I can't believe your "surprise" is tickets for THIS. Actually, tickets were a little on the pricey side. I figured if we dressed up, we could pretend to be ushers and sneak in. Later still... The moon! Beautiful! So! (huh huh huh) You more beauti... OH MY GOD, what happened to that usher?!?! Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt.

"The Evening's Young" is my favorite Yello song.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 19: Lick dem Paws by BigFrank105 10-18-04

Welcome back to Extreme Dating! Hiya Folks! I'm Michael Hunt! Last week on Extreme Dating, Randy and Jade got really into it! Let's see how they're doing! Wow! You're awesome in bed! Well of course, I get a lot of practice from my dad and brothers. Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt!

A little obvious but hey I am still learning.
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The only way to discover the limits of possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke

Somebody enter this friggin' contest!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Somebody JUDGE this stupid contest. It was supposed to be judged a week ago!

BTC 19: Part One. by 80_Million_Fleas 10-29-04

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BTC 19: Part B. by 80_Million_Fleas 10-29-04

... *blink* Ha! DAMN IT! Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt!

BC 19: An Afterthought.. Part. by 80_Million_Fleas 10-29-04

... And it looks like Walter wins the International Stare Down! How did you do it? It's simple Dwayne! It was all a matter of outsmarting that The Chair. You mean you had to convense an inanimate object with no eyes to blink? Yes. Later... Ha! I always knew you was a loser! Me the loser?! I'm not the one that convensed someone to Sodomized themself with a white Bishop!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

heres mine

BTC 19- And not a sign of aging! by xxausrottenxx 10-29-04

Jerry Springer 2035 alright, we're on live TV just like you said, now where's my grandmother? i have something to confess, im not really a robot... I'm a man!....oh yeah and i raped, killed, and ate your grandma thing. Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt!

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BTC 19: The hit of real fruit by jes_lawson 10-29-04

Wow! I've escaped from the GM blueberry farm! Only the most improbable of events can stop me now! Suddenly, from above... AAAH! SPLAT! Oh yeah, That's gotta hurt!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

... I win by default!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

I think jes should win, although my opinion counts for nothing because I've barely been around this year...

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"