None of the guys are paying attention to me! I know what will get their attention...

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Get Your War On

I'd hit it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I don't know if it's a testament to her being hot, or males being idiots with dicks, but she pissed herself and I still think she's hot.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Girl: "Look, everybody. I have a lemonade factory in my pants."

Guy: "Look, everybody. My dick just got hard."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Another game of "Milk, Milk, Lemonade" gone horribly wrong.

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I has a flavor!

Some guys would pay a lot for that sort of thing. Believe it or not, I'm not one of them.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When you become a Bud Light girl, you also learn how to produce it.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I prefer this frame out of context.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I wewe my pansies. For fun!

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Get Your War On

The dude standing next to her is wearing leather pants.

Leather & piss....

I bet I could exploit that as a new fetish. Girls pissing on latex, even.

And yes, she's still hot, although I'd rinse her off a bit before chewing on her.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

There are no new fetishes. That is one thing I have learned from Google. No matter what disgusting combination I dream up, there is a website for it. I can but marvel at the infinite forms of human sexual expression, most of them appalling.

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What others say about boorite!

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I prefer this frame out of context.

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I invented two new fetishes the other day. I can't recall the second one, but the first is parapalegic strippers.

I really think this is an untapped well.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Google it and prepare to be horrified.

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What others say about boorite!

You misspelled "appealing."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Hey, everybody.. dis is my date, Myra. She's, uh... she's pissing her pants, just now. Maybe dis aint a good time."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

that party is when she realized to stop reusing her tampons

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