"Now that Grandma is dead and can no longer tell me what to do, I can finally put on my microwave hat and microwave my brain until it is fully cooked," thought Jan.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Weight loss for fat heads.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sheila could never figure out why her tin-foil remote brain-washing unit failed to work.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Jane bought the brain descrambler that Dr. Prik recommended, but the voices only became louder.

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Get Your War On

"Thy will be done, Commander Zzzrrkkk," thought Jan, even though she didn't really want to assassinate Wink Martindale.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So it's true, Ming the Merciless did come from a working class backround.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Jiffy Mom

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that.

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What others say about boorite!

I think you need to bang her on a stove once more.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Silent prayer time in the Church of the Future.

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I has a flavor!